Westport Releases Ridiculous List Of Prohibited Items

With crime and violence in Westport being a legitimate problem, the neighborhood will install metal detectors and security checkpoints in the Entertainment District on Fridays and Saturdays from 11pm-3am.
And they’ve released a comprehensive 19-page list of banned/prohibited items.
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It’s “Thorough” to say the least.

ALLOWED:
Cigarettes & Cigars
Deodorant (solid)
Fidget Spinners
Toothbrush

BANNED:
Antlers
Artificial Skeleton Bones (No word on REAL ones)
Bowling Pins
Cricket Bats
Cymbals
Dynamite
Foam Toy Sword
“Wizard/Mythical” Wands
Magic 8 Balls
Selfie Sticks
Toys (Adult)
Violins

(Click here for the full list)

@Westport_KC tells us the list comes directly from Homeland Security.

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